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The Life Changing Lesson I Learned By Peeing Next To Della Reese
There are certain people in this world. You probably know one of them. The people who are missing that little filter that goes between their brain and their mouth. No matter what they’re thinking, they say it. As if affected by gravity it just falls from their brain right out of their face. I’m not one of those people. I own and operate that particular filter.
Most of the time.
Several years ago, I was writing a fun little talk show that was produced by a very big and scary multinational conglomerate. Those of you in the know can narrow that down to about 3 potential companies but I choose not to name the actual company. See? That’s because I have the filter.
Well near the top of this very big and scary multinational conglomerate were many, many, many big and scary executives. You can’t have big and scary companies without big and scary executives. They need each other to exist, thrive and multiply. One of those big and scary executives was overseeing our fun little talk show. Like many big and scary executives this woman…uh oh, the filter just leaked a little…this PERSON liked to carry herself with an air of authority that would make Vlad the Impaler tremble. I used to wonder if she went through elite corporate training to master that skill.
