MY TOP TEN DIY SEX TOYS
There’s something a lot of you folks don’t know about me. Along with being a charming podcast host, a sexologist and an Emmy-winning comedy writer and producer, I am also a hardcore DIYer. It’s true. I got a Dremel last Christmas and almost happy-peed on the floor right in front of the tree.
Unfortunately, most of the things I create are borderline disasters, but occasionally I get things right. Over the years, I’ve made my own furniture, costumes, holiday decorations, greeting cards, centerpieces, art installations, Christmas tree ornaments, you name it.
All I need is a glue gun and a dream…and about 500 angry trips to the craft store on the same day.
Now, if you’re following the international sex toy sales numbers, which, of course you are, you’ll know that adult pleasure products have been FLYING off the shelves during this COVID-19 pandemic. Being stuck at home with access to only 900 entertainment channels can get boring fast. In New Zealand alone, sex toy sales have tripled. People in isolation all over the world are searching for ways to cope and, yep, masturbation is an excellent way to lower stress and trigger the release of oxytocin and endorphins that will help you get through this insanity. Plus, it feels really great.
At least once a day, I…
